Restaurant Round-Up: Neato Burrito, Chipotle & Moe’s Southwest Grill
We're doing things a little bit differently this week. Spotobe headquarters is choc-full of Neato Burrito devotees, and regular contributor Lily wrote about it in the normal Restaurant Round-Up fashion. But instead of including two more reviews, this week, we're rounding out the Round-Up with an essay of sorts about the merits of Neato as compared to Chipotle and Moe's Southwest Grill. Moe's has two locations in the area, but Chipotle has yet to infiltrate Central Pennsylvania. It has, however, developed an absolutely rabid fan base. If you don't believe me, check out this story in the Pittsburgh Post-Gazette by a friend of mine who drove more than four hours round-trip from Pittsburgh to Kent, Ohio for a burrito. Crazy. As always, we'd love to hear from you, so leave comments.
Neato Burrito
Name: Lily
When: Last week at lunchtime.
Been Before:Yes
Ordered: I usually get a bowl instead of a wrap with black beans, chicken, cheese, lots of salsa, guac and tomatoes.
The Food: 10 out of 10. I’ve never had a complaint about Neato’s Burritos.
The Ambiance: Very retro-designy and filled with burrito-baristas that have really interesting tastes in personal style and usually lots of piercings. For some reason, it just wouldn’t be the same without them. They usually have good music playing too.
Company: Myself
Cost: I never pay more than about $7
The Service: Always friendly and patient even when the lines are super long.
Notes: The only issue I have with Neato Burrito is that they don’t take credit cards – cash only. They could probably get a lot more business if they did AND I wouldn’t have to walk to the bank first every time I want some Neato!
Recommendation: Yes
Neato Burrito, Chipotle & Moes Southwest Grill
Name: Josh
Growing up, I was indoctrinated into this belief that if a new franchise restaurant came into the area, somehow the place was automatically better than anything we had around already. Why wouldn’t it be? Chain restaurants have slick TV ads showing people entering into episodes of euphoric joy just by sitting down at a table, ordering some food and packing away the immaculately presented plate that resulted. If you tried the new chain and didn’t have the joyful experience you witnessed in those ads, more than likely it was because, in the end, the “locals” were still cooking and serving your food. Of course, there was nothing wrong with the franchise, it was the people running the place. At least that’s the explanation I came up with, because there’s no other way I could comprehend people piling into TGI Fridays every night. That said, many of us don’t really appreciate smaller, local restaurants until they’ve had to shutter their windows because their clientele got lured in by the TV ads for the latest franchise that just parked itself down the road.
This past weekend I was traveling out-of-town for family reasons, and for lunch on Saturday, we decided to stop at a Chipotle Restaurant. If you aren’t familiar with Chipotle, it’s basically a nationally-franchised burrito and taco shop, much like Moe’s Southwest Grill or locally-owned Neato Burrito. It had been a few years since I had actually eaten at a Chipotle, and I was anxious to try it out again. I expected to fall in love, wishing with each succulent bite that the chain would finally move itself into Central Pennsylvania. Then I ate the burrito and all my visions of grandeur receded quickly into thoughts of a Neato Black Pesto or Cilantro Burrito.
Chipotle isn’t a horrible restaurant. It’s just that in the time since my last visit, my appreciation of locally-owned spots has grown and my enjoyment of franchised restaurants has dwindled considerably. I just enjoy restaurants that are owned and run by people who live in the same community that I do. Typically that kind of place is started by people who love food and know how to cook and serve it extremely well. Granted, Neato, at times, feels a little bit like a local Chipotle knock-off, but that doesn’t negate the fact that they serve some amazing food for a reasonable price (as compared to Chipotle and Moe’s Grill).
There are definitely days when I feel like Neato doesn’t get anything right and I wish someone would bring a “Chipotle-like” chain into our area. Usually that moment passes, and I appreciate that while Neato isn’t perfect, it’s still ours and no one has a local burrito restaurant just like it. It’s probably inevitable that somebody like Chipotle will move into this area. Moe’s already seems to have come out of nowhere to place itself in seemingly every new shopping center within the mid-state region. Neither Moe’s nor Chipotle are horrible—it’s just that I feel Neato is a little bit better in customer service, ambience and food quality. And the fact that it’s local? Well that just seals the deal for me.

4 comments so far. Sweet.
If going with the guys Neato Burrito is the place for me. If going with the misses we go to Moe's since she can actually buy a meal that is smaller than her head.
I have actually had a bad experience at Neato, although it hasn't (and won't) stop me from going back.
One night before a show at Whitaker Center, some friends and I stopped by the downtown NB for a quick dinner. We were the only customers there but the burr-ista(?) acted like he was doing us a *huge* favor by making our burritos. They weren't going to close for another 45 minutes but he really couldn't hide his disdain for us.
But whatever, right? The food is good. We sat at one of the booths and enjoyed our dinner and caught up since it had been a while since this particular group had been together. One of my friends was telling a particularly funny story and we were laughing, well, kind of loud, but we were the only customers in the joint. The hipster-ista started mock-laughing really loudly from in the back. We all kind of stopped and looked at each other like, "did that just happen?"
About 5 minutes later, he came out to our table and said "just wanted to let you guys know that we're closing in about 15 minutes...so...just so you know." Uh, ok, thanks there buddy. We finished up our meals in silence and high-tailed it out of there. Maybe the guy was having a bad night. Maybe our having the nerve to have a good time was really annoying. I don't really know but it sure left a bad taste in my mouth.
I live closer to the Lemoyne Neato anyway. The hipster factor is still high but those guys are cool.
P.S. If you ever find yourself in Davis, West Virginia I highly recommend a stop at "Hellbender Burritos." They beat Neato by a mile and they serve beer!
Neato is definitely a local gem . . . nothing beats the jalapeno feta salsa on Tuesdays and Saturdays, but for more of a mission-style burrito, check out the Sante Fe Taco Factory upstairs in Strawberry Square . . . despite the name, I'm pretty sure it's not a corporate chain, and the burritos are excellent . . . not as many options as Neato, but the rest of the Mexican food is top notch.
Moe's? Chipolte? Never been . . . support local restaurants!!
I was about to call Chipotle the "Mexican McDonald's" but McD's divested its majority ownership. Their stores all have a unique look to them, and it's pretty cool they sell beer, but I'd take Neato over Chipotle any time.