Free Food! For Some of You

I know this applies to a limited number of Spotobe users, but it’s a segment that’s near and dear to my heart. For today only, any of you who were born in the great year of 1983 can get free food at Isaac’s Restaurant and Deli. I’m not talking a free bag of chips with the purchase of a sandwich either, if you were born in 1983, you get a soup or salad, a sandwich, dessert and a drink on the house. Isaac’s is celebrating its 25th birthday, and they are graciously hooking up anyone who turns 25 in 2008. Dine in only. You wouldn’t walk into a party, take a 6-pack out of the fridge and leave, would you? (Wait, don’t answer that).

If you haven’t guessed, that applies to me. 1983 was a great year. Just think what the world would be missing without the birth class of ’83. In addition to my sparkling wit, you’d all be deprived of the devastating changeup of Phillies pitcher Cole Hamels, the boozy stylings of Amy Winehouse, the carbon dioxide produced by Nicky Hilton, the poetry of Juelz Santana and the, um, short game of Natalie Gulbis

That would be quite the dinner party, no?

I’ve got to say, when I go to Isaac’s I usually forgo one of their bird-inspired creations in favor of a simple corned beef sandwich with lettuce, tomato and onion. I think that makes me the only person under the age of 50 who eats corned beef. Anyway, even if you weren’t born in 1983, find someone who was, and go get a sandwich. You didn’t feel like cooking tonight anyway.