Dance, Dance
Are you a female? Do you have any visible tattoos? Do you own a "cropped dance top?" If you answered yes, no, yes, then congratulations! You're qualified to be a member of the Harrisburg Stampede Dance/Cheer Team. If you'd like to make literally tens of dollars showing off your tummy and dance moves at arena football games, make sure you get a good night of sleep tonight, because tryouts are tomorrow at 1:00pm at Platinum Health and Fitness Center on Jonestown Road in Harrisburg. It might sound like I'm mocking this but I'm not at all; if I could supplement my income by wearing tight clothes and dancing, I'd be all about it.
Those interested are asked to come armed with a $25 entry fee, a short bio, a photo and a 30-second dance routine. Also, no jewelry allowed, so take out piercings not covered by some workout shorts and a sports bra. If you try out, contact the Spotobe editor. We’d love a guest blog. If you don’t trust my ability to copy information off of a flier, here’s the original. Have a great weekend everybody!

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